JOKES FOR ENGLISH STUDENTS

- Aprender vocabulário e gramática... de forma divertida!
- Anedotas relacionadas com professor - alunos. Divirtam-se!!
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Teacher: Maria please, point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it!
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did!

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly!!

Teacher: "Nick, what is the Past Participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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"CHAVE" DAS ADIVINHAS!!

Olá a todos!

Antes de divulgar os resultados das 10 Adivinhas aqui publicadas, quero agradecer a vossa participação!
Estão todos de Parabéns pois os vossos palpites foram muito bons e alguns acertaram em cheio!

Estas são as minhas respostas (sugestões) , mas é certo que existem outras palavras que também se ajustam perfeitamente:

1. Alphabet
2. The letter T
3. The telephone
4. A stamp
5. Your age
6. An egg
7. Work - Employment
8. "What time is it?"
9. A secret
10. Darkness

WELL DONE!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

RIDDLES (Adivinhas ???)

Na actividade que se segue terão de tentar adivinhar qual a palavra ou frase em Inglês que é a chave destas adivinhas.

Espero que se divirtam. :) Em breve irei revelar as respostas correctas!!

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1. What one word has the most letters in it?

2. What's the difference between here and there?

3. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

4. What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?

5. What goes up and never comes down?

6. What has to be broken before it can be used?

7. What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?

8. What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?

9. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

10. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

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WHAT´S WRONG HERE?

. Find twenty mistakes that are on the following text (and rewrite it correctly afterwards) :)

Joe like going to school because there he can get together with all his fryends. Of course there are some classes which he doesn't likes. For example he sais he ates numbers so he don't like Maths, but he love Fysical Education. In the breaks he can hangs arround with his friends, tell joks or go to the bar and eat something. There is one teacher Joe particularlly likes: the french teacher Mr Poitier, because he is young, always in a good mood and make them laugh but still manage to explain with calm and patience the French language. He ofen says: "Students like wat day can hunderstand!"

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