JOKES FOR ENGLISH STUDENTS

- Aprender vocabulário e gramática... de forma divertida!
- Anedotas relacionadas com professor - alunos. Divirtam-se!!
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Teacher: Maria please, point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it!
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did!

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly!!

Teacher: "Nick, what is the Past Participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Actividade: Jokes to increase your vocabulary

(Os alunos podem aprender novo vocabulário de forma voluntária e espontânea! :)

Como 1.ª actividade inicio com um momento de humor, e espero que se divirtam... :)

'A Good Teacher'

One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, "Billy, what is this animal?". Little Billy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded, "I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, I don't know.". The teacher was not one to give up easily, so she then asked Billy, "Well, Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?" Little Billy's face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look came over his face, as he asked, "Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig?"!