JOKES FOR ENGLISH STUDENTS

- Aprender vocabulário e gramática... de forma divertida!
- Anedotas relacionadas com professor - alunos. Divirtam-se!!
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Teacher: Maria please, point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it!
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did!

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly!!

Teacher: "Nick, what is the Past Participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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